1: Steph Curry announces retirement, vows to play for Warriors only.

2: Warriors fans rejoice as Curry commits to team for life.

3: Curry's retirement terms exclude offers from other teams.

4: No bottom-feeders allowed: Curry's loyalty lies with the Warriors.

5: Warriors organization grateful for Curry's commitment.

6: Curry's legacy secured with Warriors, no desire to play elsewhere.

7: Fans can rest easy knowing Curry is a Warrior for life.

8: Curry's retirement terms clear: only Warriors need apply.

9: Cheers to a legendary career with the Golden State Warriors!